Saturday, June 24, 2006

my shoulder is really effin sore.

my shoulder is really effin sore because last night i was in my first wrestling match.

it was my first wrestiling match and it was in rice pudding.

at the end of the match i thought these words:

"what would the stinger do?"

and moments later, i answered my own question... and came out the victor.

the victor with rice in her ass.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

also of note: if you look at my profile picture, i am kissing george harrison in a still from a movie that is being played at the park right now. i am not there. because no one loved me enough to want to join me. and movies by yourself are fun, but screen on the green by yourself is pointless.

i received spam recently from one Angel Tatum []

this is funny because if we follow the Drag queen name formula:

Name of first pet + Mother's Maiden Name

then i sent this spam to myself.

what a strange, strange world.