my shoulder is really effin sore.
my shoulder is really effin sore because last night i was in my first wrestling match.
it was my first wrestiling match and it was in rice pudding.
at the end of the match i thought these words:
"what would
the stinger do?"
and moments later, i answered my own question... and came out the victor.
the victor with rice in her ass.
also of note: if you look at my profile picture, i am kissing george harrison in a still from a movie that is being played at the park right now. i am not there. because no one loved me enough to want to join me. and movies by yourself are fun, but screen on the green by yourself is pointless.
i received spam recently from one Angel Tatum [tkropp@activcard.com]
this is funny because if we follow the Drag queen name formula:
Name of first pet + Mother's Maiden Name
then i sent this spam to myself.
what a strange, strange world.
