so much for writing something every day... i have just been frightened of bombarding the innocent with too much wedding talk.
here follow some interesting details of the past few rotations on the ole axis:
the office cristmas (take that right fascists) party has left me with sore everything and a hang over from which i am still not fully recovered. damn that was fun!
a wedding intervention occurred when two of my dearest caught on to the fact that i am totaly procrastinating. and i was forced to register. this is a step no human should deny themself.
the only thing funnier than seeing your favorite hussy impersonate stevie nicks is knowing that her costume was borowed from your closet.
i discovered cillian murphy is equally beautiful as a woman.
on a cleaning frenzy and inspired by d, i started going through a large box of photographs that has been smoldering under the bed since we arrived at our kirkwood abode. the oglethorpe years collection alone filled FOUR albums. sheesh. don't let a drunk 19-yr-old loose with a camera...
this led to my long-lost friends chris and jacob being googled and contacted within a 2 hour window. we love you internet!
and here are a few text messages i have been saving on my phone because they make me giggle. it's a fun game if you try to guess who they're from:
"me love heidi"
"want to hear me karaoke?"
"i mean seriously... can't you just hear david caruso singing common people?"
"with or without you... strippers!"
"Arab Strap? hottest song EVER!"
"i am watching about flatworms having sex. isn't that exciting?"
"reception! New Order! stella!"
Monday, December 19, 2005
so titled by my beloved friend jerry. the not-so-much-a soap opera that is my life as i simultaneously embrace and attempt to avoid genuine adulthood
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4 Comments:
hmmm...i think i'm 3 and 5?
the hussy is two for two
I was trying to figure out mine as well... #2?
(gasp! I just had an idea!)
Is 7 D? It reads like him.
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